You'd think a model pro like Jordan would know how to pose for the cameras, but nope, she's only gone and stood in front of two balloons that make her look like she's got her own breast implants attached to her head!Or perhaps it's intentional and she's trying to look like Lady Gaga - jeez, a KP/LG hybrid? Could a more annoying concept exist? Anyway, our beloved heroine was plugging some horse shit (not literally manure - although it's only a matter of time) in Essex when these pictures were taken, but we can't help but notice that her promotional appearances have been getting a little lackluster of late.
Yeah, she's wearing a colourful outfit and posing dutifully and all that, but the eyes are deader than ever (we're actually struggling to distinguish her from the plastic horse beside her), and the whole thing lacks the OTT glittery madness (and all-important cross-dressing husband element) of vintage Jordan.
So, could it be that she's finally getting sick of flogging herself to death? Even sicker than we are of witnessing it?
(PIC: Matt Sprake/NEWSPICS)
